Something odd I have noticed is how when I go a long time without showering, though my head hair gets pretty greasy, my beard stays perfectly dry, even though my face gets oily.
It doesn't get stinky, either, unlike some other parts of my body (like my PENIS AND BALLS LOLOL). It's food-proof, too; even messy/stickt things like syrup and gum don't stick in it.
I guess that, contrary to common perception, guys, if you want to stay clean, hell, grow a beard.
(This message brought to you by a guy who could currently pass for a hobo due to his beard and stench.)
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